What I have always wanted.....

An open package of switchplates, a used crystal christmas plate and a garlic press you were going to put in goodwill. Yep, that's what I was asking Santa for this year. Sorry about the dripping sarcasm, but really? I have spent about 10 days at your home cleaning it, decluttering it, and trying to make it easier for you to get around and you want to give me all the stuff that was going into the trash or goodwill to me for Christmas? Am I missing something?